What a difference a day makes – do you remember that song! Absolute disaster month was January; can you believe it! Swedish Scientists now declare that bacon is very bad for you!! That’s it then for the English Breakfast; even worse that’s it for Garonga’s signature dish “The Truckers Breakfast”. Right get the Invasion force ready (will only need a Company of “Rifles”) and go and swot those ignorant Scientists who have got nothing better to do. Time to get the uniform back on again. I should think the Danes may also join in as their bacon ain’t too shabby!
What a disaster is happening in Syria; the Russians and Chinese all think it’s perfectly OK to bomb, maim women and children. Hands are tied. General Bashir, whatever he calls himself, is obviously going for broke, and he won’t be given amnesty now; so its backs to the wall and wait to see what will happen there.
Now there’s Mitt and Newt battling it out – sounds like a cartoon movie. Wait for another Bush to spring a surprise and lets get George, no forget him, Jedd Bush to run for it. Stranger things may happen. I think BO will stay in for another term as the Opposition isn’t really clued up for it. I voted for the Tea lady (Tea party), but she’s been bagged. Ha!
In OZ they seem to be having a bit of a scrap between JG and Rudd who wants his job back; she beat him hands down. Even Ricky’s been left out of the team; what is happening!
The EU still throws money at that basket case of Greece; it’s going to default so stop pouring more money into that bottomless pit. Split the EU up; the strong ones remain in Euro, the rest go back to whatever. Short term pain for long term gain on both sides. UK, remain out of it.
UK seems to be quiet at the moment preparing for the Olympics, gearing up to close roads so all the Olympic Staff can flop out of their 5 star hotels and get a luxury carriage to the games. Should have given them a bicycle.
Down here in SA that glorified rabbit faced so called Youth Leaugue Leader still seems to be rabbiting on; I thought he was suspended ANC. Give him a traditional African car Crash; shouldn’t be difficult; all you have to do is put him in a taxi!
Sports – England thrashed by Pakistan in Cricket, then thrash them back in the ODI’s. Rugby is all gearing up now; 6 nations, super 14 Rugby, and now I understand England is playing SA in Rugby in June/July; what an excuse to come and visit here! I’ve got 2 x cases of Whiskey on the result; come and help me down them in celebration of winning. I can’t drink 24 Bottles on my own; I can try…
OK waffle over; phew, relief I hear you say! It has been a tragic time here for many Locals in the Hoedspruit area when we had the day of the floods; 17th January. Some recorded 800mm in the night! Rivers obviously flooded, roads washed away, camps closed or flooded out, and sadly many lost homes as well. It was only due to the heroics of the Air Force and their Choppers who literally got people off their roves. Tourists and Staff alike flown out of Camps that became cut off. Hoedspruit is still without clean water, but the authorities are rationing it out and people struggle on. Our hearts go out to all those who lost their homes! We had over 220 mm as it flooded over the rain gauge, so really don’t know exactly. It was almost to the day the year before that we experienced the same thing here (not in Hoedspruit). The river was swollen and so we couldn’t get in or out for up to 10 hours. The staff did a marvellous job of looking after the Guests whilst some of us couldn’t reach the camp until the river receeded. However the river went down and we were one of the very few lucky ones who carried on operating, and so we became inundated with Guests from other Camps or who were going to other camps. Great for us but left a bitter sour taste. We did therefore meet many Guests from all corners of the Globe who would never have heard of us. We thank them for their understanding and hope they had a great time here. Also with the rains came the stink bugs – my God, did we get invaded one night. Nothing could be done about it; it happens now and again. We are in the middle of Nature here which is what it is all about. Little Garonga was full and so we couldn’t use that.
So down here at Garonga it was great to welcome back Peter who brought a group of friends with him. Great seeing you back and hopefully see you again. Many Congratulations to Mark and Michelle for tying the knot here, and to all those celebrating their honeymoon with us! On that note a special congrats to Bongane and Odie! Odie you provide a majical air charter service – thanks! Come back on an anniversary! Preferably not your 25th, as I won’t be around; be kicking up daisies somewhere. Thank-You to Andy from Africa in Focus (Our Rep company in SA) for bringing a group of Operators down here to experience the Garonga Flavour. A warm welcome back to Christine who bought her Mum along as well. Great to see you back. Finally to Taro (nephew) who managed to persuade the last of my Brothers to come out and visit with family. So after 15 years welcome Nick!
The Bushveld is obviously lush, green and thick, but despite that the Game Viewing has been superb with a couple of very interesting moments that was talked about for a long while! Well done Musa and Ruel, you performed admirably. I bet that’s got you thinking eh! Annoying isn’t it! The coalition of Lions (up to 20) is often seen on Garonga, and it really is amazing to see 3 different sets of Cubs at differing ages, plus the mums and plus the 2 Big Males – Impressive or what. Walks, sleep outs all proving popular as ever – 18 in the 2 months.
The Chefs have done admirably as ever and standing up to the challenges of suddenly having an extra 6 Guests at the last minute on quite a regular basis. Well done Ladies, and lets see what recipe you have this time!
Safari have been put through their paces studying to do the Trails Guide Exams, theory and Practical; this culminates in a Shooting exercise under immense pressure. Crossing fingers and toes, I hope 3 of them will have passed these extreme tests by the time we reopen in April. One has passed already. We will see.
Well, we are now about to close for March for our 5 year refurb plan and our usual cleaning and maintenance opening on April Fools Day – good time or what; well done Bernie! It is going to look superb; no significant changes, just touches; if anybody mentions that they don’t notice anything then tell that to my bank manager, but keep your distance. Joking apart it will look great.
So on that hysterical note cheers all; have a great march and hopefully see some of you down here again soon.
It is on a final note that I thank all our very precious Guests for voting for us on Trip Advisor; you have given us all a very special award of No1 in the world as best “Overall category”. It is only thanks to you, and I promise you the Staff are thrilled by this. It is indeed a very special honour! Thanks Folks!!!!
You look after yourselves and don’t forget “Care4casualties”. Look after 2 Rifles!
All the best