January February News

What a disastrous start to the year. Almost like someone up there giving us a warning saying “just remember I’m here and things can change at the flick of a button”. Chaotic and dreadful scenes in Australia, South America, and now New Zealand. What can you do!

Now the Arabs are revolting. Could be very interesting as to how it all pans out, but also interesting to see how quick the Yanks dumped Mubarak; their greatest ally in the area. Gaddafi – well he’s lost a few marbles anyway, and so no loss there. The rest of them I suppose are warming up their Gulf streams as we speak. Probably bump into them at the Connaught for a Bloody Mary or three in London!

Sport: England didn’t want to drub the Aussies too much and so gave them a consolation prize of winning the 50 over series in cricket after their humiliating defeat in the Ashes. Now it’s all to play for in the cricket world cup although somehow it sort of pales into insignificance after the Ashes series. Before anyone says it – Ireland, we let you!! It’s to smooth you over for the Queen’s visit this year; that’s all! Rugby – 6 nations already started and looking promising. Football – still paid far too much!

Down here we’ve had our moments. In January great to welcome Jenny back. Many congratulations to Patrick and Veronica for their wedding here at Garonga. It didn’t go exactly to plan as we had a torrent of rain the day before and the river was in full torrent with all the crossing impassable; so it was plan b in Little Garonga main area which we turned into a mini chapel with candles and all. It was a great day especially as they had all family there taking out the whole camp. Then a warm welcome for the first time to Inspect us was Michael, Kevin from Ethos marketing (At last Kevin; you’ve been set free!), and last but no means least Brigitte from Dertours and Lehandra from Welcome Tours. In February we wish Mark and Alison, and Russell and Clara all the very best in their futures together and thanks for choosing Garonga for your very special day. Also great fun as family also shared the special day with them. Makes a big difference. Also a very warm welcome back to Brian and Gail who came back after a few years and stayed for 4 nights and then went back to UK; great to see you both again! Also Christine – no nasty people this time at dinner! Will always remember that last time!

Winner being presented with the Classic safari Camps of Africa Book

South Africa was hit by floods but nothing in comparison to the others above. We had over 180mm in one night (the rain gauges overflowed and so no real accurate reading). Hence to say the drainage lines etc all became impassable torrent of water. We couldn’t reach the camp for 10 hours; It was quite amazing – never seen it as bad as that since the 2000 floods. It kept on raining. But at least the rivers subsided. As Zele kindly pointed out to me (In the way she does) that this always happens when I am away, and it just so happens that I was going away that day for a weeks leave! Guests missed their connections but we laid on transport that afternoon to get them out to Johannesburg just in case we got caught again. I must say here that some guests are not very obliging here, and when asked to pay for additional transfers refused. Not quite sure here. Travel Insurance covers this, and not much else we can do. Some people suddenly turn very strange. Please do check with your Travel Companies regarding this sort of eventuality as it is bound to occur more often now. Those who refused to pay – well, you obviously need it more than I do and… don’t come back!

School Kids departing after their day learning about Conservation and The Tourism Industry.

As you can imagine the bush is very thick but the guys are getting there with the sightings. What has been a problem have been the 2 young male lions (brothers) and female who have been getting out of the reserve on a number of occasions due to the big bad boy of the reserve hunting them. It was great to experience Ross (the game warden) recapture these guys (3 of them) at night. (They had walked 18 kms into a completely different reserve!) I went along with him. One of them was across another side of the fence so he had to crawl underneath the electric fence and with assistance from a student drag the lion back (after it had been darted of course). The other two had already been darted by the vet and were on the back of the vehicle already. So eventually I drove back with Ross with 3 sedated lions on the back of the cruiser along a normal public road. We both chuckled at the thought of someone wanting to hitch a lift along the way, and would have said “sure, mate, jump in the back!” Ha! That didn’t happen. Anyway lions recaptured and are now POW’s in the boma! Will be trying to change them with some other males.

Lights out. Jump aboard mate.

The ellies have been busy as ever and the bulls just knocking those trees down. Sleep outs, walks etc have still proven very popular even with the changeable weather. Just in January alone we had 317mm of rains. To date for this season 509 mm. So over the average now and they still reckon (THEY? I don’t know who) more to come. Last year in April we had over 200mm! So let’s wait and see.

As we always do in January we invited a whole load of school kids over for a day to learn about conservation and tourism. They were split into 5 groups and each group had a member of staff whether it be a waiter, chef, housekeeper, safari guide etc. 20 minutes round robin, a BBQ lunch and then a 3 hour game drive. The competition prize being awarded at the end. It was a great fun day and all the staff performed magnificently. Some real Hollywood actors amongst our lot. Must look into that!

Staff movement always around this time! Farewell to Zele who was offered a once in a lifetime opportunity in New Zealand. We wish her all the best. Then to Denille (therapist) who returned to Johannesburg, and finally to Obie (tracker) who “disappeared”. Wherever you are Obie drop us a line! So on that note welcome to Nicole who has taken over as manageress (last place she was in Islandwana in the KZN battlefields area), and to Geraldine as therapist after 2 years on the boats. Two trackers will be joining us very soon; Ruel and Patrick to join Rebel who’s feeling a bit left out!

We are now in the first week of the closedown, cleaning, dusting, sealing, varnishing, painting, repairing and so on. Reopen on the 24th March. Plenty of space available and for April as well.

Finally the winner of the photo competition for 2010 is Amanda Jennings. Four nights complimentary at the Hambleden Suite (excepting 20 Dec – 10 Jan). Available from now until end of February 12. If you don’t think you can take it let me know and I’ll sort out a very nice dinner for 2 with voucher. Many congratulations Amanda. Please RSVP before June 11 in order to qualify for the prize, otherwise I will ask the judge to reselect. Many thanks to all those who took part, and we will continue this for 2011. Keep those pictures coming. Not pleasant to finish on a sad note, but our commiserations go out to Judith and family for the tragic loss of Roger Diski. A very well-known, kind and respected figure in the tourism Industry in UK who had a passion for the future of South Africa and Africa in general.

Keep safe and well out there.

Bernie

PS: That B….y webcam will be sorted soon. Sledgehammer on its way!

November and December News

Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust! Right, my Antipodean friends lets just keep them at Lords; it makes it much simpler. What a Xmas cracker! Can’t talk about anything else; it just frails into insignificance!

Of course I hope you all had a great Xmas and really stuffed yourselves with Turkey, stuffing, and of course the famous Bread Sauce!

Now this very strange Guy, Mr. Wikileaks, an unfortunate name considering the stories coming from the two Swedish ladies involved! No names, no pack drill! He seems to have a sort of sect that idolises him and what he does, and the lefties praise him for “Freedom of Speech” or “freedom to write things that may get Americans or Brits and Allies killed”. Strange breed, as normally they rush to the arms of Women who have been “Abused”; not so in this case it seems. Anyway let’s see what happens. I’m sure a car accident or something might suffice.

Now, sackings for 2010: The BAA Chappie who said he had enough staff to keep Heathrow opened, and then kept passengers imprisoned in the Airport for days with little provisions or care to their comfort. In fact, that’s a prison case. Give the airports back to the Government to organise not some foreign company that doesn’t care! Then there’s the Guy who runs N.Ireland Water. Can’t think of anybody else at present but any ideas? Yes, one more – Sed Dinosaur Blacker or whatever his name is. That fool in charge of that corrupt organisation called FIFA!

Down here in SA we had the usual soccer results: Limpopo 245, KZN 337, Eastern Cape 426, and so on. That’s how these traffic accidents/deaths are announced over the radio during the Xmas break.

Herfric - The Buffalo of Little Garonga!

Well, what happened down here. Over the new year the power cable went after water seemed to have seeped into a crack; so only generator power which cannot run 24/7. LUCKILY an electrical company decided to not go on Xmas leave as strangely enough these things do also happen over Xmas and New Year. They managed to come out having just finished another farm with the same problem. It does take a few days to locate where the “break” in the cable is and then it has to be fixed. So after 3 nights of this it was finally sorted. It was also burning hot over this time. Our occupancy for Safari Camp was 43% and Little Garonga 20%. For the year Safari Camp 53% and Little Garonga 19%. Not so bad considering the climate and that round ball competition thing.

Xmas dinner was a fun affair with the traditional of course, however New Year slightly more subdued. We only really became busy from the 22nd December; leading up to that all very quiet.

It was great to welcome back Mandy and Thaine. Surprisingly we did manage a last minute wedding in Late December; many congratulations to you both – Thomas and Astrid!

Play Station anywhere C/O Alexandra and Alegria!

We have had some good rains in December totalling 123mm. It needed to as it was unbearably hot over a number of days and something needed to break. Thus making the bush even greener and of course thicker. Only the elusive leopard giving the guys the slip but then not surprising in this thick jungle. Some excellent sightings including cheetah actually taking down a kill and all the wailing and gnashing and snarling; you get the picture. Took lots of patience and skill on the guides side! Ellies are going moggy here at Garonga. Every day you have to put the signposts back up; I’m sure it is their favourite past-time.

On the staff front we held a great Xmas party for the guys and gals, and then took the frontline staff to Xmas dinner and overnighting at the famous coach house Inn. Great fun and great food.

Happy Xmas from us all!

Well finally the country is slowly getting back to normal after a 4 weeks break. Fuel prices set to hyper and so on. The Photo Competition will be announced at the end of January (The Judge is not yet back from his leave!).

garonga Image

On a personal note a sad farewell to the heavens for one “Dave Cormack” (Platoon Sergeant of old). You were a great and respected man, Dave. We’ll play “High on the Hill” old mate! One memory that sticks with us forever is when he, as Plt. Sgt went with us on the “French Commando Course”. Being Brits we excelled in everything they had to throw at us and far outscored the other nationalities present. However one Sunday afternoon when off duty the French offer wine for Lunch and, well, this took a turn for the worse. To cut a long story short it went all the way to the Embassy in Paris about these “Animaux Anglais”! On the farewell medal parade the French general came down and refused to present us with ours; so our Instructors did, and they took a shine to us all and gave us a nod, wink and a smile!! Dave Cormack proudly stood in the background saying “Well done lads” at the side of his mouth!

On a lighter note a happy Birthday to my mother – the grand age of 80! She rounded up as many of the family as possible and dragged them round her birth place, Moscow in – 14 Degrees for 4 days. They were all knackered at the end!! Sorry I couldn’t make it!! Ahemmm!

Finally lets not forget the troops out In Afghanistan. Happy Xmas and wishing them safe for 2011. Also to their families at this special time. Why not a donation to “Help4Heroes”!

Looking forward to seeing you in 2011.

Keep Safe!
Bernie

September and October News

What a difference a day makes – do you remember that song? Or “name that tune” as we used to have to do on COS parades. Well it certainly does for the Chilean miners – what a great result; such humble people who stuck it out, and what support from all over; fantastic story – a pity we don’t have more good news like that.

In the USA BO doesn’t seem to be playing according to his hymn sheet; I understand he’s in for a thrashing in the mid-term elections. I think if he got rid of that witch “Nancy Pilosi” he’d do himself a favour, but they all seem to be full of smooth talk and very little action apart from spending billions of dollars. Now you have the “Tea Party” replacing the mainstream Republicans; good for them; it’s the people voting on their feet and ruffling a few mainstream feathers. Always fancied a good cuppa!

In UK “Red ED” is in for the Labour Party supported by the union dinosaurs licking their lips in glee ready to pounce just like the “good (bad) old days” of the 70s. What’s that guy’s name – “Crow” or something (suitable name enough). I think he’d be better off in North Korea; he’d love it there in Stalinist country. Funny when you ask them to go they decide in staying! Anyway good young Red Ed beating his brother to the post. So now we have an unmarried “father to be” who’s an atheist and looks like he left the school shop yesterday! All very promising.

Sarkozy doing a great job in telling the French that they actually do have to “work”, and not have SO much time off. Work until you’re 62 and not 60. My God, what a sacrifice for those poor overworked Frenchies. Then getting the Roma’s out – well yes, there is a bit of a point there in the way it was handled, but most supported it, and that’s the point isn’t it in a democracy. Should do the same in London, and get rid of those thieving rascals who are “handled” by a much bigger sinister force. Sport – Is he coming or going! Rooney!! As if we care about this over rated, disgustingly over paid footballer who can’t score. The Ashes almost upon us. And Europe giving the Yanks a drubbing in Wales – what a pleasure! And very soon the southern hemisphere teams over in Europe and UK for good old rugby. At last some decent sport.

In SA corruption carries on as normal, and the ANC fill their pockets. The bill introducing “media restrictions” on reporting is the closest so far we will come to a “one party state”. Sounds a bit familiar? Look a little further north! Lets see if it takes off or have they slightly over reacted? On a lighter note – the Gautrain is fantastic as long as you are not carrying heavy luggage. If travelling light it is a must. Clean, fast, and door to door.

Jaff doing his bit coaching ; note CJ in blue and the expert back kicker Obie sitting to the left of Guy (Musa) holding water bottle

Now down here in not so sunny Garonga we have had a great couple of months. September we achieved 85% occupancy in Safari Camp and 45% in Little Garonga, and October 55% In Safari Camp and 15% in Little Garonga. Very happy. Thanks indeed for all the support from you direct, and also the operators! In September we celebrated the tying of the knot with Mitch and Nicole; Michael and Esther; Lee and Dawn; and finally Hugh and Sarah (I hope Andy is behaving himself in the local!). Then In October Lee and Jacquie; Mark and Liz, and Gunter and Anita. Many congratulations to you all, and hoping to see you again sometime on an anniversary. It was also great to welcome back to Kelly, and also to David who came to check we were still behaving, and a warm welcome to Rene and Angela who came to see what we do… or don’t do!

September and October are always months where the temperatures can really go mad, and they did. The record so far was a blistering 48 degrees centigrade. Can you believe that! These extremes do lead up to the first rains and also some very impressive thunder and lightning storms, but like the politicians it was all words and no action – 2mm of rain actually although this also coincided with a sleep out believe it or not. So it is up and down at the moment, and hopefully will get the downpours we need very soon. The sleep outs have proven extremely popular with 24 sleep outs in September and 15 in October; pretty good. The picnics and bush baths happening as always with the odd ellie intrusion here and there.

On the game front, the bush is still quite thick, but the guides have been doing very well indeed. 6 x leopard sightings, 28 lion sightings, 13 rhino sightings, 18 ellie sightings, 15 cheetah sightings and loads of plains game. Once the rains do come the game will start moving on to Garonga pretty quickly. We also conducted a game count, and are awaiting results. Game walks are still happening although less so now that the heat is really here; however these are always available to those who request.

How the kitchen ladies cope there also with this extreme heat I don’t know. However as normal they have been producing excellent dishes, and the home grown veggies are doing OK, but like everything, waiting for those rains. I hope you enjoy their recipe.

The very hard to please Garonga supporters!

On the staff front soccer has been played a few times with varying results. Garonga won the first match, and so with confidence flying the next game they bet the opposition team R 200.00 to win; Garonga won the game and the bet. Then the next game with confidence way up there in the stratosphere, they bet the opposition team R 500.00. Of course the staff also contributed here (ie, the supporters). And………… they lost! The supporters, most of them the ladies, then refuted them and castigated them stating they would get no lunch and no washing done! The next match was a more sobering affair with a R 200.00 bet which thankfully they won…. 1-0! Players of note – Rebel (tracker) who remonstrates with the referee because he’s seen Renaldo doing it; CJ diving all over the goal (he’s goalkeeper) even when the ball is going far off, and Obie trying his back kicks which is anyone’s guess as to where it will go. Joking apart they played very well!

I went for a spot of leave to Oman for a few days and decided the only way to get a tan is to burn the first day quickly, and then suffer the next few days. It works! Anyway a great beach break. Now getting ready to do the marketing speel for the fast approaching WTM travel show in London in 2 weeks time. So off to have a cuppa with the Queen and see if she still remembers me.

End of an era for Wilgent - good luck with the retirement!

Lastly a huge goodbye and thanks to Wilgent (security) who has decided to retire (he’s now 60 – obviously some French blood there somewhere). He has loyally supported Garonga and I wish him all the best in his retirement. He has told me that if the new guy doesn’t work out to call him, and he will come back. Now that must be the Irish side! Thanks Wilgent and good luck. Also many congratulations to Claire at Ethos Marketing for the birth of her twins! Wishing you both all the best!

Keep well out there and hopefully see you soon, as you’re all going into Slumberland now in your winter. Dark days and nights, fog, rain; nothing to look forward to except April (5 months away). I hope we can see you here in soon to be a very hot and sunny Garonga.

All the best
Bernie

July and August News

It has come to that time again to send a letter – “letter from Africa”. It all seems so far away now that world cup, that we forget so quickly how well it went. The Gautrain (you must forgive me if I repeat this, but getting on now!) is and continues to be a great benefit. Door to door in 12 minutes.

It seems odd now that South Africa is being crippled by strikes – almost like a game played by the unions acting like restless children. Schools, having just had 6 weeks off due to the FWC are now crippled by a 3 weeks strike which will sadly hit the matric students very badly. Hospitals were hit, with strikers assaulting Staff who went in to work, but thankfully the army was sent in to assist not only to prevent such assaults but also on the hospital side. I’m afraid the unions are out of control, very poorly led and misled, and are causing such damage to the country at such a crucial time in the economic recovery. Somehow I think Zuma will be no longer any time soon.

Pakistan crippled by floods; tragic in view of their already poor situation. Nature seems very unforgiving sometimes.

Congrats to David and Samantha Cameron’s baby. It appears that not many PM’s in the past had time to have wee babs; only seems now in the last 10 years or so with Cool Tony and his rat pack. Anyway DC and his party seem to be doing ok; no major disasters yet, although a couple no doubt looming there for the hovering vultures of the British press.

Excellent to see some decent sports results; New Zealand winning the Tri-Nations; SA not doing so well; although a year to go before the Rugby World Cup. Now if New Zealand don’t win this one, well……………! England thrashing Pakistan in the cricket, and the odd Indian crooked bookie also tagging along there upsetting the tables within the Pakistani team. It was pretty obvious really with some of those “no balls” being bowled; so out of the crease almost laughable.

Unfortunately here in SA there has been a whole spate of rhino poaching going on with over 180 rhinos being killed/poached for their horns. This is not good at all, and it appears they are very well funded indeed by the “east” who for some reason think it gives them a “lift/edge?” Very odd! So we’re all on our guard here whenever there is a helicopter in the area.

Forward shot of Safari Camp and staff village behind.

Now down here in “sleepy Garonga” we have had a mixed bag of results. In July we managed 46% occupancy in Safari Camp and 30% in Little Garonga (30% down on last year – World Cup I’m afraid). Then In August normality resumed again achieving 68% in Safari Camp and 35% in Little Garonga. Great as always to see familiar faces; welcome back Lorenzo and Emma (4th time?), and Theo. Great to welcome Niece, Young Ali and Babs. First time in Africa, and what a trip they had. Although their flight out from the Garonga airstrip did raise a few eyebrows and heart beats over a “suicidal warthog”. Didn’t realise Al Qaeda stretched that far. An extremely warm welcome to Angela from New Frontiers Tours who has finally come and stay; our single biggest supplier in South Africa! Thanks Ang, and yes, you were in the front seat of that plane as well! We like to keep you focused! Finally to Robyn from Pulse Africa; thanks for taking the time to come and inspect! It was also great having Pete down here who has taken video footage of both camps for “You Tube” whatever that is. So hopefully something on the website to keep “you” suitably entertained. All this “twitter, facebook” stuff; can’t keep up and to be honest too invasive. I’ll stick to E mails – can just manage that. Also our webcam has been up and running now since Pete left; bird sh..! apparently kept it from operating. Ok, so shotguns out and anti aircraft guns all in place now.

A great shot of the airstrip, giving confidence to those who want to fly in.

Many many congratulations to those who tied the knot here at Garonga. Three weddings in July and 4 weddings in August! Johann and Jacquie, Christoph and Angelina, Ed and Margot, Yvette and Deb, Stephan and Bettina, Richie and Deb, and Stefan and Kaja. I think it was the first time Pierre (padre) stayed overnight. We all wish you a great future together! September is looking just as good. Four weddings also. We have found a hairdresser; me, and I only do No1’s! No, joking aside, Bianca came to do her first, and so now we have a full available team; hairdresser, photographers of all different portfolios (3 so far), a choir, dancers, and of course the ……………….Padre who makes it such a special occasion. Thanks indeed Pierre!

The new curio shop is doing very nicely. A last finishing touch was done very recently and so all looking very nice indeed. Thinking of an MP3 system or something to play “God save the Queen” in the background; maybe some “Out of Africa” music, or the Soweto Choir. Perfect for relaxing or reading a book when it is really hot in Summer.

The sad farewell to Kalahari.

The game viewing has been superb and the guys really pulling rabbits out of the hat. The lions seem to have made Garonga their home ………….at last. We did have a very sad incident when the last of the Kalahari Lions (there were only two; the first being killed by other lions within 6 months) was badly injured in a fight and he came over the Garonga Camp waterhole to drink. He looked very poorly and weak; eventually he moved off to shade underneath the picnic deck tree. We called in the vet (Pete) and sadly there was a gaping hole, the size of one’s fist, full of maggots. His backbone had also been ripped and so he was not going to last. He was put down to prevent further pain and suffering. It was an opportunity though to show the guests a grown lion, and whilst under anaesthetic guests managed to get right up and personal, and touch this beautiful beast before he “moved on” to his piece of heaven in the lion skies. Sad indeed. But also to show that this is not always a paradise on earth, and of course these things happen from time to time. Sure, everybody knows that, but not often given the chance of seeing the results.

The last farewell - Goodbye old Friend!

We have now 2 new female rhinos (having replaced the bulls) and so now we have drawn them pictures as to what we expect. “England expects………….” and all that. A number of great leopard sightings, nine to be exact; many lion sightings, cheetah (especially the female with her cubs), rhinos, but not too many elephant herd sightings; only the lone bulls. This will change when the rains come. But really the guys have done well here. Please keep those photos coming in for the “best picture competition”. Your photos will go up on the website with your name. Thanks indeed for those who have contributed.

The bush itself isn’t looking too bad actually considering we are now 5 months without rains; the first rains COULD come as early as September. The animals are still looking in good condition. The weather has been strange; some VERY hot days and then the next day cold and overcast. It’s been that pattern now for about 3 weeks. It should sort itself out soon.

Layout of Garonga – staff village on the left, Safari Camp low right, and Little Garonga top right.

Layout of Garonga - staff village on the left, Safari Camp low right, and Little Garonga top right. You can also see the solar, and water filtration plant

It’s about time to pay a special thank-you and tribute to the staff at Little Garonga. CJ, Hafric, the two Margarets, Sylvia and Christinah. Well done; all the feedback has been excellent! They run it on their own and take great pride in doing so! Long may it continue.

Sleep outs have been tremendously popular; the occasional bush bath, and of course in September we move into Summer routine with lunches resuming and also picnics. Thanks go out to all the chefs and scullery who did so well during the Winter months. We all very much look forward to those Summer recipes now. Try our monthly recipe when you get a chance.

Little Garonga - Hambleden Suite on the left, Chiltern Suite, main lounge Area and Pool, Buckingham Suite on the far right

Thanks to reservations (Vanessa) of whom many of you will have been in contact with over time; the farm Staff under Andy; their fixing of problems and producing such a marvellous vegetable garden. Zele, keeping the ship afloat, and Denille for relaxing all our guests in the massage sala! One more season gone! It is ONE big team; one cog falls off, and the train comes off the rails; something like that anyway.

September is pretty much chock a block thankfully. Many gaps to be filled for the rest of the year, although Xmas is pretty much full now in both camps. Have a great month wherever you are and we thank you for all your support; yes, this is a “thank-you newsletter”, because without you we wouldn’t be here. Looking forward to meeting those of you coming soon.

This is for you Trish Mack!

Have a great month!!
Bernie

June News

What a month! Can you believe it that a “Sheila” (actually Julia) is in charge now down under! First the Australian football team win, then they sack the prime minister, bring in a Sheila who is actually a brit! Can you imagine the reaction of those blue blooded sheep farmers – don’t expect lamb any time soon!

In the US they sack the general in charge in Afghanistan because he says it like it is. Sacking season from the looks of it!

Down here the South Africans have done incredibly well in the whole organising of the FWC. It generally went off without a hitch. It looks like the airports company will be facing a nice big legal suit – a few heads to roll there I would think. Well done SA!! Despite those “…things” that cannot play a tune.

June started off as a very quiet month and only started filling up when the footie began. Our occupancy for Safari Camp was 56% and Little Garonga an impressive 34%. Obviously most guests were following their country teams and as a result we had such a great mix of nationalities. Mexican bandits to a winging US guy who always berated the English (what’s new!), and he lived in England! The Mexicans were very… entertaining! New Zealanders, Germans, Venezuelans, Dutch, Australians, and the list goes on. Great fun indeed! An extremely warm welcome back to Wolfgang and Ute for their 5th visit and 12 days in Safari Camp. Great to see you both back. A welcome to my eldest bro and Freda who stayed at Little Garonga. I always thought he would be the last to come, but now only one remaining!

The veldt is still looking pretty green and seeing the ellie bulls here at the waterhole quite regularly. They are now drinking from the larger waterhole where the “grey water” is treated and filtered and then pumped into the waterhole. This is encouraging as they are known to be quite sensitive with their water. On the game front there were 5 leopard sightings, and many of the lion, rhino and ellie. The plains game is still plentiful on Garonga as the grasses are still very edible. As winter has definitely set in now the walks are becoming much more requested which is great as guests can really get close and personal. There were a couple of close encounters (quite safe) with the white rhinos. Sleep outs are also popular as after persuading the guests that it is a lot warmer there than down in the main camp, most that are interested do try it. Josia (safari guide) is now firmly in the seat and quite happy on his own now.

Those who would like to try micro-liting whilst here; this is a great time to be doing it. Let us know beforehand.

Although no weddings in June, to date we have 21 weddings so far for 2010 and 3 already for 2011. We love weddings. The guys and girls really enjoy the whole preparations that go into making it such a special occasion.

On the chefettes front Maria has done exceptionally well during the time we only had 2 chefs here; also Sylvia from Scullery standing in now and again. Well done to both! See if you would like to try their recipe attached:

Henry and Freda officially opening WHSmith and Sons Part 2

Garonga was also one of the donors to the Aston Martin Charity Auction for H4H (Help For Heroes) achieving 3200.00 British pounds. So a 4 night stay for a couple in the Hambleden Suite. We will continue to support this; anyone setting up something similar we are keen!

Our new gift (curio) shop opened during June. It looks spectacular and I am very happy with the end result. Still more goods to come in, but please do browse around when you are here.

On a final note (yes, you’ve guessed it) the ranting and raving and gnashing of teeth of that PATHETIC English football team! Can you believe you have the likes of John terry having a public go at the manager. He should have been sent packing and never play for England again! 11 Individuals with egos as high as the Tower of London where they should all swing from! No pride, lack of patriotism to their country and a downright insult to the thousands of supporters who flocked to see them play so dismally. Now they will go back to their clubs and score lots of goals and pretend it never happened. Hopefully Capello will sack the lot and get players who have heart and passion, not those highly over rated, extremely over paid players who should never smile again (did you see them having a giggle when departing back to England – they didn’t care!). Hang Em high!

There you go; off my chest now!

Have a good one!
Bernie

April and May News

What a busy world it has been recently. Those Vikings up north sending “ash instead of cash” (I know you’ve heard it before, but it’s still worth putting in!) and sending airports into turmoil. Once again that hardy breed of tour operators burning the midnight oil getting their guests hopefully home. As they say – it ain’t over yet until the fat lady sings. Lets hope not as the sister fat lady next door may well also blow hot air, and then we’re well in the…! Then the elections in UK causing quite a stir, but thankfully the Scotsman is out and we now have DC and NC. I don’t think that will last, as the Libs tend to run the moment something “bad” has to be done. Give it 6 months. GB resigns to be replaced by…? I can’t believe a Yank was the first to cross the channel with balloons. Surely that has been done before.

BP upsetting the apple cart somewhat in the USA with their oil spill. BO pretty slow to step in and assist, but very quick with the finger pointing (Like all good socialists). 1st time something as bad as this has happened so a bit new for everybody.

Down here in SA there was the murder of the white right winger, Terreblanche. That caused a stir with threats of a right wing backlash (they haven’t got it anymore). Not helped of course by the big mouth, Malema (the youth league plonker). Not one grey cell in the guy’s head. When they gave out brains, he thought they said drains. The ANC are really struggling to control their own. Also it is “strike season” here in South Africa. It was the trains; we’re just waiting to see who is next in line. The Democratic Alliance (DA) are doing very well having won 2 more by-elections from the ANC.

Can you believe it – England won something. The 20/20 cricket in the West Indies, thrashing Australia in the finals. What a pleasure! Now the Ashes to look forward to this Xmas! The Football World Cup fever has taken off here with teams arriving already. Not long to go.

One I found in the archives and feel I need to send it to improve morale - perks of the job!

Down here in Garonga Land we have the solar power working nicely, and the heater pumps for the geysers also. The biogas basically needs more food waste which is difficult when you are working below normal occupancy. April we achieved 57% occupancy for Safari Camp and 15% for Little Garonga, and then May was 20% down on last year achieving 45% occupancy for Safari Camp and 15% again for Little Garonga. Disappointing indeed. However on much more exciting stuff many congratulations to Stefan and Stephanie, and Warren and Gigi for tying the knot here at Garonga! We wish you all the best. Also a warm welcome back to Brenda, Michael and Alan and Gwen. Great to see you back after many years.

The bush is incredibly lush and green having had over 200ml in April (it just didn’t stop!). This is very unseasonal, but I think guests are sick of being told that when staying here. This really assisted a lot for up to the next rains which may not come until November. Depends what those Vikings get up to up north. First they rape and pillage England (admittedly many moons ago), then they try and pinch our cod, then they pinch our cash, then to put a cherry on the top, they send out “that stuff”. Send the navy in!

On the game front due to the late rains the ellies have been frequent visitors around the Camp. The lions have been playing “hard to get” (come on guys, do your stuff!), but overall pretty good game viewing considering the density of the bush. The leopard have been seen on the odd occasion, but otherwise good sightings of rhino, cheetah, lions. The plains game has also been frequent on Garonga with large numbers of giraffe, impala and wildebeest around. On the guides themselves we welcome Josia, and say a sad farewell to Alisa whose time elapses at the end of May. She got many very favourable feedbacks from guests. Well done and good luck. On the game front it would really be great if any guests would like to share their photos on our site. Please feel free to send them to us as we do have a folder on our website for guest’s pictures. Then at the end of the year we can have a competition for the best picture and either offer 4 nights at Garonga complimentary or, as it is difficult now to travel half way across the world, I will offer a lush dinner voucher for two. What do you think?

I’ve been away for most of April and some of May… selling in UK in April (only 2 days late back due to you know who). It was great seeing old and great supporters of Garonga. Ben, I trust you managed that climb and got back OK (Your Bergen wasn’t heavy enough when I tried it on!). Driving around Gloucestershire was fantastic. The GPS sent me on some very strange routes indeed and I saw hamlets which I thought only existed on Robin Hood film sets. It was incredible. Horses, dogs, ducks and geese running around – beats the London set. I also chanced upon Jaci from “Jacis Safari Lodge” in London as she was doing the same pretty much. We rv’d in Harrods’ food hall as we normally do and spent 3 hours lunching and munching champagne, wine and oysters! You can’t beat it. We raised our glasses to Al-Fayed just before he sold the shop to the Qataris! Thanks Jaci, but no Jan! He was gallivanting around Zaire! So the UK trip was a great success and many thanks to Sue, and Alison from Ethos Marketing for putting up with me.

Then it was a week back at Garonga before departing again for the Classic Safari Camps of Africa (www.classicsafaricamps.com) AGM held this time at “The Fort – Onguma” in Namibia. Absolutely stunning! Congrats to Andre for setting up such an awesome property. It overlooks the salt pans and borders with Etosha. We had a few days there discussing tactics and all that before moving down to Durban for the Indaba Travel Show. Classics had an incredible stand and won a “Gold Award” for best stand. Many congratulations Pauline. We also held a very successful margarita party on the stand. The show went well seeing agents and operators who you don’t really get to see from all over the globe. It was also a chance to show off the new international airport near Durban. Apparently it is great! Once the show was over it was eventually time to go back home to Garonga after nearly 6 weeks away on and off. First time in 13 years for so long a time. It was great being back, also enabling Zele to go on a well earned leave after staying on an extra week. Also a big thanks to Vanessa from reservations for only taking a weeks leave to cover over my absence. But she is about to go on 3 weeks leave now, and so I’ll be manning the desk. Could be fun.

It is VERY quiet at the moment and will be until the FWC starts. Then busy for about 3 weeks, but then July is looking terrible. I’ll have to start moonlighting!

Lets not forget the troops out in Afghanistan (help for heroes!!). We gave away a 4 night package for a H4H charity auction in early May, and are hoping to contribute towards the Aston Martin H4H charity auction soon as well. It was fantastic to see David Beckham go out there to support the troops. I take my hat off to him as he seemed incredibly humbled by the whole experience! A pity more don’t follow his example.

Finally and unfortunately on a very tragic note, I dedicate this newsletter to Olmah (the chef) who died suddenly on the 18th May. She will be sadly missed by us all. She was totally dedicated, quiet and unassuming, but never afraid to go beyond her comfort zone in the kitchen. Here’s to you Ollie “up there”, and to your 4 children! We miss you already!

Keep well out there!
All the best
Bernie

February and March News

Slowly we’re sliding into autumn and those fresher mornings and evenings are becoming a welcome respite against the long hot summer that we’ve had.

Apart from the normal claptrap going on in politics nothing really to write home about. Here in South Africa the “loudmouth” of the ANC Youth League has been caught out; two range rovers, a number of houses (including one in Sandton), and a deal with a mining group which earned him quite a few dollars to say the least; then he has been clamouring for nationalization of the mines!

The country is slowly gearing up for the FWC event, with roads being a nightmare, and the threat of strike action by the unions. Only 3 months to go, and no David Beckham playing, better still, No Victoria! No Wags!

A smiling Phyllis - Village Chef for the Skeleton Staff Crew; probably wrong time to use Skeleton in this instance!

Here down at the camp life has been busy. In February we achieved a 53% occupancy rate (best February on record), and our cousin up the hill 13%. In March we were closed for our annual clean up from 01-24, and so with the few remaining days we achieved a 43% occupancy and 8% up the hill. In the two months of February and March a very warm welcome back to Reg and Liz and Pete and Sally (3rd time for Reg and Liz, and second for Peter and Sally). Also to Philip and Gerti with their 7th Cavalry guests for the horse riding safari and on that note we welcomed back Barney with them on her 21st birthday! Happy Birthday Barney! A great surprise for us and also for her. Also many congratulations to Jens and Stefanie for tying the knot here at Garonga – we hope you had a really splendid day. In March great to see Manfred and Sigrid back again.

It has been very hot over these couple of months with lots of intentions of more rains, but to date only 12.5 mm. It could be a long dry winter ahead unless we get a deluge which is uncommon at this time of the year. The bushveld is still looking in great condition though, with plenty of water and grass. On the Safari front the Boys and…Girl (Alisa) have been producing some excellent game viewing; 4 sightings of leopard in February, and good lion, ellie, rhino and cheetah sightings. The female Garonga cheetah, “Aya” has possibly gone back through the fences from where she came from – The Karongwe Reserve which is right down on our southern boundary. As long as she is safe and sound. Nobody has seen her for a number of months. Anyway hopefully all well and not something to be concerned about. Alisa has been playing her part extremely well filling all of our guests with enthusiasm about the “Bush”! Well done!

The Project team for a Green Garonga

On the cheffing front we have one more month really (April) of official summer Routine. So am now getting them concentrating on winter stuff. From mid April to August, late breakfasts, no lunches or picnics, and then a high tea at about 1530 hrs. Dinner of course as normal but with those fireplaces blazing (maybe). It is actually great fun in winter; fresh clean skies; no rains (normally!). A great time to come and visit. Don’t be put off by the FWC – give it a crack! I will play rugby on the TV at home and we can have a braai! None of this mincing or poncing around with a round ball! As ever a recipe will be attached. Does anybody give it a go? If you have any suggestions drop us an E-Mail.

“One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is that we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright

The Biogas System with a Happy Skeleton Staff Crew smiling - a bit scruffy mind you!

Now here over the closedown a great deal has been happening behind the scenes. Apart from the hard work going on getting the camp cleaned up etc, we have installed the solar panels to offset some power from the main electricity grid; heater pumps have replaced the electrical geysers in the rooms. They use 80% less power than a normal electrical geyser and stay hot for a much longer time, plus take only 15 minutes to heat up if starting from scratch. We will always ensure they are on a goo hour before arrival of new guests. Then there has been the installation of the Biogas system which will power the staff kitchen instead of using LPG. And finally, which is what I am most excited about, the installation of the water treatment plant. Basically all water is filtered, and cleaned before it is pumped down in to the main waterhole in front of the main camp. This will increase the size of the pan and hopefully attract a lot more game. All these projects been a huge investment, and hopefully sets Garonga up for the future!

You, as guests, can also contribute, towards the whole carbon offset programme (basically to offset your carbon footprint) we have started with the Nomad Trust. Basically you can contribute as much or as little as you want ( from R 10 to R 100 or more if you like) based on the figures given to you by the trust. You can either offset just for your Garonga stay, the traveling it takes to get to Garonga from within SA + your stay, or your whole trip. They give you all the info! You contribute how you like. This amount goes into the trust until there is enough money within the trust to plant 1 ha of Spekbom trees somewhere in the eastern cape. It is a brilliant programme, and entirely voluntary. Obviously it is not just Garonga involved in this trust. It is transparent and upfront. It is supported by Rhodes University and the department of Land and Water Affairs.

I’ve just had a walk around and see that the monkeys have ripped the little gazebo tent at Little Garonga – bad enough to have to replace. Ummmm!

The Solar panels

During the closedown it has also given me the opportunity to go out and sell Garonga. A workshop was done in conjunction with our marketing rep. company here in SA, “Africa IN Focus” whereby we did a number of lectures on our products (there were 7 other products) to tour operators in Durban. It was a great success and thank-you to Andrew and Tamarin who organized the event, and also the operators who managed to get away. Then the following week, a workshop in Cape Town at a very nice location – The Bay Hotel in Camps Bay! But, God it was hot!! Now CT has many incredible spots, bars etc, but I was introduced to this one called “The Grand” (A bar) on the beach just beyond the waterfront; behind the Raddisson Hotel. It is one helluva Bar. It is literally a short walk from the main soccer stadium. Very trendy, but…great cocktails! There is another Grand in Camps Bay and Plettenberg Bay; it is neither of those!! It’s a bar; so we have to get it right!

Now am shortly off to the UK also on a sales Trip, which I’m very much looking forward to. April is a great time of the year.

To finish off I’ve just watched the medal parade of a number of servicemen and women who have received awards for gallantry in Afghanistan. It must make us all feel very humbled by their experiences and incredibly proud of our servicemen and women. Therefore even more reason to keep supporting Help For Heroes and the “3 Rifles Battlegroup” who have lost a number of soldiers and a number of wounded in their 6 month stint in Afghanistan. Keep the money rolling in.

Late May, early June and first 12 days of July there is still plenty of availability. We look forward to welcoming you here at Garonga! Keep well and have a great Easter!

All the best

Bernie

January News

What a month! The tragic events in Haiti; a country that just has not got off its feet after one disaster after another. Amazing how teams still find people alive after so many days! We can only wish them ever changing fortunes in the near future.

December and January  were interesting! British Airways threatening strike action over Xmas (now that’s how to win over the public! Sack the plonker who suggested
that one!), and then here in sunny SA, SA Airlink had a number of problems with their fleet. Congrats to those who persevered through all of this and the travel operators
who were burning the midnight oil to ensure guests arrived at their destination!

Then, January and all that lovely white stuff (no, not Cocaine)! Didn’t it look nice. Same travel problems with guests arriving a day later, sometimes two, and again the
stalwarts of the travel industry burnt the candles both ends again to ensure you all arrived. Quite a challenge for the start of the year! Then the amusing stories of being
sued if you cleared your pathways in front of the house of snow. Nobody else was going to do it. They are a strange breed that H&S lot! Reminds me of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Got to have a giggle there.

France banning some wearing of the Burqa. Good news. I saw an interview between a French journalist and the good old pompous BBC. The BBC asked her why in France they can’t be as “liberal” as The UK.

She replied that in France 75% of the Muslims believe they are French first and Muslim second, whereas in UK 55% think they are Muslim first and English second! Put that in your pipe BBC!!

In the UK there was the long awaited public enquiry on Iraq. Some very interesting things coming out there. Of course TB will get off the hook. What was so obvious was the differing views and statements by all. So no consistency at all, which would point to no clear mission statement by TB at all.

Climate change conference in Copenhagen – who really thought they would agree on anything. They can’t make a decision in their own countries let alone bringing the whole lot together in Sweden. The biggest mass collection of “professional puffers” ever. No wonder it was hard to breathe over that time – they were using excessive oxygen to decide on… nothing! Now UK and Europe are in one of the biggest freezes ever; Global warming apparently?

So election fever has begun in UK. All the promises, baby cuddling, and pretence of what they think they know what is best for us. One example – big problems ahead for the unknown, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, and now Yemen and Somalia. You would have thought this would increase their budget for defense wouldn’t you? So they decrease it by 20%. Doesn’t that make you feel so much safer? Put the guy out of his misery and into a strait jacket!

The cricket! What a cracker of a series between England and SA. Up and down like a yo yo. I think South Africa can take Pieterson back though! But such a good advert for test cricket. A draw was a decent result even though over here they say we hung on by our teeth, but hey, if you can’t bowl them out then that’s all part of it. Don’t cry about it SA! And you had at least two S.Africans in the English team and you still couldn’t win!

Here in SA things still gearing up for the FIFA WC, but stories of ridiculous price hikes by, guess who? Airlines; now that’s a surprise. And in Cape Town exorbitant costs by hotels predicted just to really rip you off. There was a big push by SA tourism last year to not do this, but obviously there’s another agenda there. Also good to see more airlines being diverted, cancelled, bags being mislaid – a good start to the FWC. Could be an interesting month in June/July.

Down here in sunny Garonga we have just managed to get our best annual occupancy since opening – 55% for 2009. December for Safari Camp was 47% and Little Garonga 40%. January was 38% for Safari Camp and… Well just over 4% for little chap up the hill. January is always quiet once the Xmas Buzz has gone. However a warm welcome back to Maureen, Alison from Ethos UK, and finally to Mark and Sussane and family, who, this time stayed at Little Garonga exclusively. Many congrats to Robert and Alexei for tying the knot and saying “I do!” here on the sleep out deck. Their flights were delayed by the whole nause, but their calmness and resilience was truly impressive!! Also many congrats to Michael and Alison, and finally to Dieter and Birgit! We actually have quite a few weddings lined up for 2010, and what’s even better now is that we can also source a small Choir and Dancers if guests would like that option.

So overall a very good year for us thanks to all of you!

The veldt is looking very lush and green after almost 210mm of rains in December and January. Just what was needed. Water everywhere.

We have had the ellie herds through the riverbed in front of the main camp on a number of occasions, and the stray bull very often as well. What has been great though is that the eland are still hanging around the airstrip area. The cheetah brothers  have also been seen a number of times waiting for “easy pickings” near the strip as that is where all the plains game congregate in early evening and with so many young. The wildebeest bulls all got together once and charged at the cheetah who took flight. The next afternoon we saw them on a kill with a young wildebeest. Aya, the female, no sign as yet. On more good news – one of the rhino cows has just given birth; jaffeth found it the same day with guests – a first for him. The Lions have been up to their tricks again playing “hard to get”. Obviously not trained properly at the “lion school”. The viewing has been very good however.

Sleep outs have proven very popular over the festive season and in January. I just keep forgetting to turn the remote camera off. I must try and remember this for 2010!

On the food side the Girls have been doing very nicely, except once when a recipe did not go according to plan! Lessons learnt. Debbie came over in mid – December doing five days of hectic refresher training. This was much appreciated by all of us. Thanks Debbie and see you again in March. We had a very traditional
Xmas dinner on the 25th and all went nicely even the silly hats! Actually we only had 4 guests in Safari Camp and so Mark, Susanne and family came to join us all from Little Garonga and I had invited Ross (reserve warden) and his wife Audrey (reserve research boss and ecologist) also and so we had a nice big gang there. Great fun it was. Bread sauce and all!! A recipe will be attached. Give it a bash; I’ll send you a good wintery one!

On the staff side, we welcomed back Andrew who came to take first aid refresher training for 4 days between safari department and general staff. All went very well, and so lots of doctors and nurses wanting to practice suddenly. Wilgent, security, was nominated as being the most improved and professional. Handy to know. Better
give him an increase. Unfortunately we have had to lose Julius (guide); due to health reasons. A big loss as he has been with us since we started. We welcome Alisa (guide) having just completed very successfully the Bushwise guiding course. She was top in rifle shooting so please don’t “nark her”!

I took the front-line staff and invited friends and ex – staff to Rissingtons Inn at Hazyview for their Xmas dinner getaway… Thanks Chris for a great time and fantastic food and company.

Plans for 2010: I have finalized the “green route” for Garonga with Henk from Cape Town. We start in March with hopefully a “green Garonga”; we will of course keep you posted. We close in March (01-24) for our annual clean up and so this is the best time to install all the solar panels which will be behind the main camp out of view, and
all the other systems to be put in place.  Also the curio shop will be displaced and a new one built by the main entrance.  To be honest the current one has “expired” and it needs a completely fresh new look and also a lot bigger. I have plans afoot with Trish (interior designer for Garonga since inception) and am sure you will enjoy
it. There will be therefore some building of the shop happening from March. It will be minimal impact but it will be there. We will place guests furthest away where possible and concentrate any noise mostly during game drive times. Allow about 2 months or so. Am waiting for the plans etc. So the final idea will be to meet and greet and also check out guests from the new shop, so it will combine. It will be enclosed under thatch with aircon and have a nice vibey, funky feel to it. The old Shop will be the “safari office” giving them space. If anybody is concerned please drop me a line on safari@garonga.com

We are trying a number of packages between ourselves and  Ants Nest, and Tongabezi (Both Classics Properties). Something will be on the site soon. A charter company is flying from Kruger Airport direct to Livingstone twice a week at very reasonable rates indeed, and then if flying with them from Tongabezi to Garonga via Kruger Airport the hop from Kruger to Garonga is free! The only down side is that they operate twice a week, but this would work with a 7 day package. I’d suggest starting at Tongabezi. I have also managed to find some very reasonable air charter rates direct from Wonderboom (near Pretoria) to Garonga or vice versa. The company would also road transfer you from Joburg International to Wonderboom for a small fee.

On the wedding side we now have a choice of photographers, and also a choir and/or dancers if needs be. Weddings seem to be really picking up here in SA.

Just to keep supporting H4H charity – a number of casualties; they need continuous support. There is also the 3 Rifles BG out in Afghanistan at the moment that is doing its own charity.

Finally (gasps of relief) just a huge thanks to all our guests who have visited Garonga and sent such great comments to Trip Advisor!! As a result we won one of the awards (All Inclusive category) and came 3rd in the top 10. It is only due to you, and now we need to improve more!! Thanks ever so much.

Have a great 2010! Keep well and all the best

Bernie