October and November News

Death of a dictator; maybe the mad colonel’s death was not particularly pleasant but, hey, these aren’t the playing fields of Eton. They have their ways, we have ours. Not too surprising therefore that the Syrian Pres. is holding on literally for dear life. Good for the Egyptians to force the army to relinquish authority, as no doubt they were up to their old tricks; let’s hope it works out there for them.

So this is how democracy works in Europe. 2 Countries don’t like the way other countries are being lead; so they tell them change your leaders or you don’t get our cash. It is quite interesting though that the Greeks don’t seem to siesta 75% of the days any more but spend most of their time out on demos or striking; pity they can’t works a much as they do on demos! Remember when the irish voted against the European thing a few years back, and then the EU told them to vote again! Keep voting people until you say “yes”.

Bunga Bunga is now off the agendas. Poor old Slivio. Then in England there’s an idiot of an MP (that is strange isn’t it!!) who decides to drop his parliamentary papers into a public waste bin. Can’t they afford shredders, or even a fireplace? Letwin you cretin, wake up and get a real job! God, where do they find them! So England was closed for the 30th November because 30% of union voters wanted to strike, and the union barons/dictators/oligarchs (whatever you want to call them) reckoned that was a huge mandate for their “day of action”. Democracy works in interesting ways.

Here in SA big mouth youth league leader, Julius Malema, is suspended, and now wants to take up cattle farming. So he has a cattle farm now, on top of his mansions, cars etc. Unfortunately he has a lot of unused oxygen, and no doubt he will keep depriving some of us of ours.

England thrashed by India in cricket; revenge is sweet no doubt for that very proud cricketing nation – India that is! The Rugby World Cup is now done and dusted. What a great result; very chuffed for the Kiwis – they have deserved it for ages. England win two football matches on the trot and so now, England are world champions.

Down here in not so sunny Garonga we have been blessed with rains. First of all though many congratulations to Martijn and Annelies for cracking the bottle, tying the knot at a splendid wedding here. Welcome back to Lizette who came up with family, also to Naas and Adre’, and Jennifer.

The veldt is looking really lush and green now after having had 236mm since the season began in October. Plenty of thunder and lightning storms which also blew our PC’s. To be honest recently we have had hardly any sun for about 2 weeks or so. But it is now back, so don’t start unpacking yet.

The game viewing has been haphazard with some really splendid moments, and some frustrating with the bush being so thick. The reserve took off 15 Ellies and relocated them in a new reserve just north of Pretoria. They are well settled in by now, and the others that remain have resumed normality as it is an extremely stressful time for them during the operation which worked very smoothly thanks to Ross (reserve warden) and his wife, Auds (research ecologist; should also be reserve psychologist!). We have purchased a rhino cow, hopefully pregnant, and the new 4 lions we swapped have all settled in well.

The kitchenettes have as ever been producing brilliant food, and picnics, sleep out menus are as popular as ever. Hopefully a brilliant recipe will be attached to this letter. The health menus are also proving very popular especially coming in to summer where hot food is not so attractive excepting the truckers breakfast of course.

On the training front a big thanks to Andrew again for 1st aid training to some general Staff members, however I do have to remind some of them that they are not quite yet “doctors”!

My nephew, Taro, has returned to mud island after 2 months gap here at Garonga. He is sadly missed by all, having had 3 surrogate Mothers here. When returning to my house for the first time after his departure there felt a huge loss, not least his very entertaining company and his culinary skills. Anyway he is now working in London temporarily until he starts his studies again.

I was away for 4 weeks, firstly to celebrate a fellow lodge owner’s 50th Birthday in UK. This was a truly memorable occasion, great fun and laughter throughout the night, not least being woken at 05:30 in the morning by fire alarms in the hotel as one of the fellow invitees (also lodge owner) got locked out of his room thinking he was going to the loo; can you picture the scene now AND it’s caught on the security CCTV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe something for YouTube Tom! It was a real Africa evening with guests from the lodges all over Africa and also from the travel trade. After that it was work at the WTM travel show; a great reunion with fellow riflemen for a fantastic lunch and so on (no, you don’t need to know!); some shooting, and then it’s all over and you return with the Lurgy! Even whiskey doesn’t get rid of it.

Just another one to throw in here. A great friend was asked to break in a horse (no this is NOT a joke), and he thought nothing of it until the horse galloped away with him riding, and suddenly decided to do an “emergency stop”! You know that Tom Cruise film “Top Gun” and the song they sang, “Great balls of Fire”; well amend that to “Great balls ON fire”. Will see you soon “…” no names no pack drill! HA!

Well this will be the last one for 2011 as the next one will only be out in January 12. How it has flown. I wish you all the very best for the festive Season. Thanks indeed for all your support especially in these very tricky times.

Let’s not forget those out there putting their lives on the line for us. H4H and “Care For Casualties”. Good luck to all In 2 Rifles, and not least their very precious families!

All the best
Bernie

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August and September News

Yes, back again. It’s been two months now and I’m sure most of you get weekly, monthly newsletters anyway from various establishments, and so would rather not drown you in news too regularly. However with our new up and running web blog which I try and send every so often this will seem to dissipate the newsletter somewhat. I know the Guys from Wildweb (Our Web Organisers) can be heard muttering “It’s not really that difficult” which it isn’t but the time factor is, and having read some facebooks it seems there is plenty of time out there! So blogging has begun, and even my nephew decided to have a bash whilst I was away on a sales trip to Joburg. Mind you, his generation (sounding old now) grew up on this thing. He wrote a very good blog I thought minus the photos. So those of you who have sent in facebook comments, many thanks and apologies if I haven’t “responded”. Those that have been here and wish to send some pictures to add to the facebook page please do so.

So back to crisis in Europe, USA, and Middle East; what’s new! Nothing, excepting our leaders are NOT leading and this is why we voted them in?? They squabble like little children in the US between Senate and Representatives because they don’t satisfy their egos. Obama to give him credit has tried to get the country back but the Republicans (purely out of spite) block him, putting the world economy at risk. In Europe the same; a bunch of leaders who cannot agree to anything; God help us in a War; we may as well put the white flag up straight away. Pathetic. Let Greece default; it’s going to happen, why try and stop something that’s going to happen anytime soon.

Libya; still he tries to hang on despite the changes that have already happened. Let the Arab Democracy spread and neutralize the Muslim Fundamentalists at the same time. The trajic events in Kenya where two hostages have been taken and one tourist killed. Come on Kenya, put a stop to these Somali Pirates; go in hard and punish them severely. Kenya taking the brunt now of an exclusion zone round the very popular Lamu Archipilago which I know well, and so popular. When will Somalia ever come right?

"Something in your eye, Son?"

The long ago riots in UK. Totally unacceptable and no excuse whatsoever despite Liberal statements of appeasement. Don’t send them all to jail, only the ones who have committed a serious crime; the others caught up and joining in; give them a fluorescent jacket, a bass broom and tell them to sweep the streets for 6 months for 10 hours a day. Pay them five quid a day, and a hot meal once a day. Clean the streets that you dirtied, and if you don’t…… keep sweeping sunshine!

Sports – England cricket completely thrashing the World Cup Holders, India. Brilliant stuff. Top of the world now. Something to neutralise the doom and gloom. The RWC in it’s qualifying rounds now; I hope a North/South Final, and New Zealand being the South!

Here in SA Juju Malema (the Big Mouth with little to no Intelligence) is sick with Flu avoiding his Disciplinary hearing! We’ve all tried that “Sick Note” thing; who are you kidding Juju! Strike season seems to be over. Fuel prices go up despite brent crude going down – how does that work? The Home Affairs department has passed it first audit in 14 years! I received my renewal firearms license from them after 6 years of reaplying; one of them out of the 3 at least. So things apparently are moving. Watch this space.

Perfect spacing and in step - sound familiar?

Now down to the real stuff. August improved quite a bit and September was nice and busy also; great after a disasterous June and July. A number of weddings in both months and so a hearty congratulations to Neil and Natalie, Arno and Andrea, Steve and Pippa (hope you enjoyed the Le petit Ferme), and finally Bart and Sanne; a great thanks to George and Louise for making their day so special. Also a warm welcome back to Mandy and Thaine, Michael, and Howard and Cathy. Also to welcome back the 7th Cavalry Division from Wait a Little ; thanks Philip and Gerti, and Barney for paying us another visit with the Horses; always great fun and very entertaining Guests, despite the Big head in the morning! It’s a tradition you may have figured out already. Thanks also to Lisa and Lyndsey for coming to visit from one of our top suppliers (Turquoise Travel), AND Lisa comes from a great part of the world called “Hambleden”!! Those on Honeymoon, many congratulations! CJ and his staff at Little Garonga also performed an excellent service to our Guests up there – well done; you are a great credit to Garonga in carrying on pretty much on your own with no problems.

The game sightings have been brilliant with Lions, Some ellies, Rhino and her playful calf with her brother, Leopard, the Cheetah and excellent plains game. The Guides are now called the “A” team but which team is the A Team as they both seem to get that title! Musa and Ruel seem to quietly go about their business but nearly always are the first to find something, whereas Josia and Patrick also find the game but are very entertaining; so a great combination. CJ at Little Garonga goes about his business in a very professional and extremely informative way! Anyway well done Guys, and thanks! Please check out our site for new Images, and keep sending in your Pictures.

"Mum, when I get older, will I look like you as I'm so cute as I am"!

The Veld of course is dry now but still looking good; no rains to date but on the way I’m sure as we have had some incredibly hot days. Sleep Outs have been very popular indeed with one every other day; something very exciting – the Loo construction has been completed by Andy and The farm team; so now you can loo with a clear piece of mind! The Kitchen have done tremendous food, and now in September we move to Summer routine with Lunches and Picnics and no more thick chocolate cake (that’s a crying shame!) for high teas. Thanks indeed to Debby who came up and trained the Chefs again for 5 days; we have some great new ideas; potjkes now are on the Boma menu, and we still do the Sunday Curry nights, carvery nights and so on; always something different.

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Leopard and Hail makes a quality combination

Hi there. My name is Taro Smith, I’m Bernie Smiths nephew. This week Bernie has gone away for a few days which has given me the opportunity to write a blog. I know of course that since this is the first blog that Bernie hasn’t written it is up to me to blow our readers away with a wonderful blog written by an amateur blogger. This week has been quite exciting animal wise as we have had our first sighting of the leopard cubs. To our amazement the guests watched both the mother leopard and her cubs playing around for about half an hour! However this sighting was brought to end by a small hail storm which seemed to spark up more interest with the rangers than the leopards sighting! Fair point, I guess a hail storm is rarer than a leopard sighting around this region.

Overall a lovely sighting and I’m very much looking forward to seeing these cubs myself!

I myself had an incredible week as I got to fly on the microlight. This was somewhat of an incredible experience to say the least. Whilst in the air I saw a range of animals including an, elephant, crocodile and vultures. I have to say actually that seeing the vultures in the air was probably the best part of the whole thing. I highly recommend doing it as it is very good fun. I would also highly recommend not sticking your hand out the side of it while in the air with your camera in your hand. Trying to take a “cool” looking photo mid-air nearly lost me my camera!

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Bush Fire on the Greater Makalali Private Game Reserve near Garonga.

It had to happen some time but why a Sunday! Anyway trajically for a Giraffe, it ran into a power line causing the line to snap but also spark up on the ground. The Giraffe ran off but had been badly injured. Anyway the Bush obviously caught alight, and hey presto all men to the Pumps! After a good 4 hours it was brought under control, but was checked on throughout the night. Luckily that day/evening was cool and with no winds ( a few days before and the day after the winds were really bad, and would have caused a huge fire.

What was excellent to note was that all members of the reserve rushed to assist and so eventually we had plenty of bods. The fire was on the Siyafunda side of the reserve south of Garonga. This is always a bad time for fires when the Bush is so dry, and the weather can be very windy and hot. Anyway fingers crossed for the next 2 months before the first rains!

Dramatic picture of the fire at Dusk.

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Lion Kill

Whilst on a Night Game Drive we were fortunate to see this kill. The Male has the spoils as normal.

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