August / September News

TEAM GB! What more can be said. What a sterling, courageous, professional outcome for the whole team both Olympics and Paralympics (footballers take note; as if you care!). France cried because the bicycles were too technologically advanced for them, and we all know where that technology came from, don’t we – LA FRANCE! HA! Boney eat your heart out. Maybe the French should take up cricket. Anyway judging by the guests coming over from UK, it was just such a euphoric atmosphere; like the empire had been rebuilt – Rule Britannia and all that. Well, only another 100 years or so to repeat that performance; what a crescendo of a finishing concert; even the tube and bus drivers were polite! The military; I’d wager a bet that the WO & Sgt’s Mess watched the volleyball, The officers the horse events, and the JNCO’s and Rfm the remainder. Boris was a superstar and outshone that ridiculous PM, DC, who has lost the trust of most if not all.

Now we have a stinking toad of a politician who calls the police protection team at Downing Street (People who protect him) “Plebs” and “I’ll have your job”. The sheer arrogance stinks; he needs to go; send him to Afghanistan and do a decent day’s work there.

So In UK don’t wear a cross to work or you may offend…………………..WHO exactly! The PC police? stuff them; go ahead and be proud to wear it in a Christian country. Others wear their turbans, or their long ghostly dresses, so why not good honest decent Christians!

So, on the cricket front KP has done the unthinkable and betrayed his “mates” to the opposition; in fact this isn’t unusual for him, as he doesn’t have many friends in the English cricket dressing rooms; country or county. A one man band who plays excellent cricket doesn’t wash anymore. It’s called “teamwork” KP. We still lost the cricket anyway against South Africa.

Now down here in deepest Africa there was a huge problem in the mines; the platinum one to be precise. Weeks before there had been violence and intimidation even before “The Shooting”. No politicians, or senior police came out; it was left to the men on the ground. Basically a turf war was surfacing between two unions; one being pragmatic, the other offering such ridiculous hopes for their members that of course the members crossed sides. Anyway both Unions had no control whatsoever of the Miners. Two policemen and two security guards were hacked to death and their weapons stolen. Then to cut a long story short a mass of “people” armed with Spears, Knokopjies, machetes, and of course the weapons stolen from the police advanced on the police lines. Police had tried to restrain with Rubber Bullets and Tear gas to no avail, so when your lives are at risk from a Mad Mob you have only one answer left; which is what happened. Sure some were shot in the back turning away after the mass attack (not to be condoned), but what would you have done? The thing is that this should never have got to this stage; where were the politicians (cowering in their SUV’s and sumptuous homes in Houghton)? Where was the police top brass to support their members; same as above! Now the company has given in and handed them their demands and now, guess what – all the miners think that if you intimidate, kill etc they will give in to your demands. Anarchy in the workforce is where we are now in the mines, and now possibly the transport strike, where vehicles have been torched and one killed. The government needs to seriously get a grip or anarchy will reign. There are no longer negotiations; it is strike, and so on! Enough; I think you get the gist! So Africa is not for pussies (was told that many moons ago – it is not Sloane Street in London).

"New Look massage Sala"

Talking about pussies – Julian Assange has gone and run behind his mother’s skirt in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London pleading Immunity! Ecuador – Not exactly a bastion of free speech now! I suppose he can always get his food delivered by Harrods next door. Julian, old boy, be a man, and go and face the music in Sweden; don’t run behind those people’s skirts in the Embassy. After all I’d imagine a Swedish jail is a bit like a 3 star Hotel!

The heat is on now for the two sluggers in the USA – 4 weeks to go for the result. We all wait with baited breath – uhmmmm!

That was a bit of a long one – been a long hot day today; 40+ degrees. Now many many congratulations to David and Aline, Frank and Tanja, Brian and Denise, Andreas and Bettina, Gerard and Ann-Marie, Andy and Ulrike – for all tying the knot here at Garonga! We all wish you the very best for the future. Andreas and Bettina, you have set some very high standards as to what is expected post dinner celebrations! A very warm welcome back to Martin and Jane, Helen and Stuart, Barbara, Fabian and Laura.

"The Garonga Choir"

Most of the game Viewing has been exceptional; sure there were a few quiet days, but the safari chaps have really done some sterling work with leopard sightings, the cheetah, ellies , the lions (Although not as prolific as before – story later), and loads of general game. Walks have proven popular as it has been chilly still in the mornings. We have now moved in to summer routine; by now wake up is at 0515 hrs departing at 0545 hrs getting back for those infamous truckers breakfasts! The lions; unfortunately the Garonga pride (five of them) went through the fence to a neighbours cattle farm; I’m sure you can guess what happened. Anyway the farm manager there took a dislike to them all (despite being informed that assistance was on the way to take them off) and shot all five of them! Unfortunately the mentality beggars belief! This is indeed tragic, but also I suppose what can happen in fenced off reserves. My aim is to restore a Garonga pride again.

"Garonga Solo Tenor"

The veld has been looking great recently greened up by the first rains – about 40mm. Yes, folks it does rain in Africa in September, so if you just arrive with a swimming cozzie; well, the rest is history. The chilly mornings are still happening, but the days becoming much hotter as you’d imagine.

So, it’s no longer death by chocolate… cake for tea; we have switched back to doing lunches, and of course picnics up in the tree. The chefs are now back in the thick of it with lunches, picnics, sleep outs, weddings – all go for them, and how well they have preformed! AS normal a recipe will follow this letter.

"Sean, you were an inspiration to us all for your Courage and Fortitude!"

Sleep outs have proven very popular but I must admit we have had a case of 3 coming back in the same week. I think it was definitely a case of “It was THAT Big”. However we seem back to normality now and everybody thoroughly enjoying the experience.

On the staff front a very warm welcome to Eveleyne who has taken over the massages; welcome back to Zandile from maternity leave.

Both August and September have been very busy indeed, as will October and November. December – Xmas; can you bloody well believe it! I can’t. Surely Not! Off to UK in November for the WTM trade show in Docklands (EXCEL) London – what a pit of a place! Hope to see some of you there. Anyway a good chance to buy “Stinking Bishop” (Reineth the head chef loves it – NOT!), Vacherin, and the good old Stilton. Haven’t been caught yet returning with it.

Just to remind you, we have an excellent package with Cybele Forest Lodge and Spa, and also the Steenberg Hotel in Cape Town (remember this for next year March – September 2013).

Enjoy the Autumn where you are as we will enjoy the Spring/Summer, swimming-pools, cold beer , braiis/bbq, and Rugby!

Look after yourselves and keep well.
Bernie

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